[short essay]
FW071.10-072.16: 110-116 abusive names (italics, commas)
FW104.05–107.07: 132-142 names of mamafesta (italics, commas)
FW126.10-139.13: Finn's 391? feats (semicolons)
FW176.01-176.18: 44 games (italics, commas)
FW183.11-184.02: at most 93 items of Shem's litter (commas)
FW210.06–212.19: ALP’s 73-more-or-less gifts (colons)
FW306.L03-308.L01: 52 essay topics (marginal italics, fullstops)
FW470.36-471.05: 29 peace-words in 14 pairs + 1 (exclamation marks)
FW543.15-545.14: HCE's? 117?? exploits??? (commas)
FW601.21-.28 : 29 saints/churches (commas)
Since the numbers (except the last) betray no general pattern, there's no reason to think the first is really intentionally 111. (This would have implied that Joyce stopped adding new material when he reached the required count, or worse, made substitutions, or worst, pumped in filler when he was uninspired.)
FW2 adds 3 via new commas and dashes
ambiguous itemisations (if we favor 5 of these 6 we should hit 111):
"Burnham and Bailey, Artist, Unworthy of the Homely Protestant
Religion," ['Artist' might go with either neighbor]
"You're Welcome to Waterfood, Signed the Ribbonmen," [Waterford was a Ribbonmen stronghold... yes?]
"Purged out of Burke's, He's None of Me Causin," [i disown him in his dishonor]
"Awl Out, Twitchbratschballs," [better rhythm]
"Fast in the Barrel, Boose in the Bed," [better rhythm]
"Boawwll's Alocutionist, Deposed" ['deposed' needs a subject]
Ulysses
ch12 (drunken hyperbole)
Irish heroes (86, commas)
Friends of the Emerald Isle (18, commas)
clergy present (24, semicolons)
wedding guests (29, commas)!
moving scenes (33, commas)
saints (78+, 'and's)
ch17 (questions with mostly-short lists for answers) some longer lists:
Of what did the duumvirate deliberate during their itinerary? (20 items, commas)
What in water did Bloom, waterlover, drawer of water, watercarrier, returning to the range, admire? (49, colons)
What lay under exposure on the middle shelf of the
kitchen dresser? (15 items, commas)
With what meditations did Bloom accompany his demonstration to his
companion of various constellations? (10, colons)
Which various features of the constellations were in turn considered?
(20, colons)
Catalogue these books. (23, fullstops and newlines)
_The Augusta Angustissimost for Old Seabeastius' Salvation,
ReplyDeleteRockabill Booby in the Wave Trough,
Here's to the Relicts of All Decencies,
Anna Stessa's Rise to Notice,
Knickle Down Duddy Gunne and Arishe Sir Cannon,
My Golden One and My Selver Wedding,
Amoury Treestam and Icy Siseule,
Saith a Sawyer til a Strame,
Ik dik dopedope et tu mihimihi,
Buy Birthplate for a Bite,
Which of your Hesterdays Mean ye to Morra?,
Hoebegunne the Hebrewer Hit Waterman the Brayned,
Arcs in his Ceiling Flee Chinx on the Flur,
Rebus de Hibernicis,
The Crazier Letters,
Groans of a Britoness,
Peter Peopler Picked a Plot to Pitch his Poppolin,
An Apology for a Big_ (some such nonoun as _Husband_ or _Husboat_ or _Hosebound_ is probably understood for we have also the pluterplethoric _My Hoonsbood Haansbaad's a Journey to Porthergill Gone and He Never Has the Hour),
Ought One To Visit One?,
For Ark see Zoo,
Cleopater's Needlework Ficturing Aldborougham on the Sahara with the Coombing of the Cammmels and the Parlourmaids of Aegypt,
Cock in the Pot for Father,
Placeat Vestrae,
A New Cure for an Old Clap,
Where Portentos they'd Grow Gonder how I'd Wish I Woose a Geese,
Gettle Netties,
Thrust him not,
When the Myrtles of Venice Played to Bloccus's Line,
To Plenge Me High He Waives Chiltern on Friends,
Oremunds Queue Visits Amen Mart,
E'en Tho' I Granny a-be He would Fain Me Cuddle,
Twenty of Chambers,
Weighty Ten Beds and a Wan Ceteroom,
I Led the Life,
Through the Boxer Coxer Rising in the House with the Golden Stairs,
The Following Fork,
He's my O'Jerusalem and I'm his Po,
The Best in the West,
By the Stream of Zemzem under Zigzag Hill,
The Man That Made His Mother in the Marlborry Train,
Try Our Taal on a Taub,
The Log of Anny to the Base All,
Nopper Tipped a Nappiwenk to his Notylytl Dantsigirls,
Prszss Orel Orel the King of Orlbrdsz,
Intimier Minnelisp of an Extorreor Monolothe,
Drink to Him,
My Juckey,
and Dhoult Bemine Thy Winnowing Sheet,
I Ask You to Believe I was his Mistress,
He Can Explain,
From Victrolia Nuancee to Allbart Noahnsy,
Da's a Daisy so Guimea your Handsel too,
What Barbaras Done to a Barrel Organ Before the Rank,
Tank and Bombtail,
Huskvy Admortal,
What Jumbo made Jalice and what Anisette to Him,
Ophelia's Culpreints,
Hear Hubty Hublin,
My Old Dansk,
I am Older nor the Rogues among Whisht I Slips and He Calls Me his Dual of Ayessha,
Suppotes a Ventriliquorst Merries a Corpse,
Lapps for Finns this Funnycoon's Week,
How the Buckling Shut at Rush in January,
Look to the Lady,
From the Rise of the Dudge Pupublick to the Fall of the Potstille,
Of the Two Ways of Opening the Mouth,
I have not Stopped Water Where It Should Flow and I Know the Twentynine Names of Attraente,
The Tortor of Tory Island Traits Galasia like his Milchcow,
From Abbeygate to Crowalley Through a Lift in the Lude,
Smocks for Their Graces and Me Aunt for Them Clodshoppers,
How to Pull a Good Horuscoup even when Oldsire is Dead to the World,_...
... _Inn the Gleam of Waherlow,
DeleteFathe He's Sukceded to My Esperations,
Thee Steps Forward,
Two Stops Back,
My Skin Appeals to Three Senses and My Curly Lips Demand Columbkisses,
Gage Street on a Crany's Savings,
Them Lads made a Trion of Battlewatschers and They Totties a Doeit of Deers,
In My Lord's Bed by One Whore Went Through It,
Mum It Is All Over,
Cowpoyride by Twelve Acre Terriss in the Unique Estates of Amessican,
He Gave me a Thou so I Serve Him with Thee,
Of all the Wide Torsos in all the Wild Glen,
O'Donogh,
White Donogh,
He's Hue to Me Cry,
I'm the Stitch in his Baskside,
You'd be Nought without Mom,
To Keep the Huskies off the Hustings and Picture Pets from Lifting Shops,
Norsker,
Torsker,
Find the Poddle,
He Perssed Me Here with the Ardour of a Tonnoburkes,
A Boob was Weeping,
His Mower was Reaping,
O'Loughlin,
Up from the Pit of my Stomach I Swish you the White of the Mourning,
Inglo-Andean Medoleys from Tommany Moohr,
The Great Polynesional Entertrainer Exhibits Ballantine Brautchens with the Link of Natures,
The Mimic of Meg,
Neg and the Mackeys,
Entered as the Lastest Pigtarial and My Pooridiocal at Stitchioner's Hall,
Siegfield Follies and or a Gentlehomme's Faut Pas,
See the First Book of Jealesies Pessim,
The Suspended Sentence,
A Pretty Brick Story for Childsize Heroes,
As Lo Our Sleep,
I Knew I'd Got it in Me so Thit Settles That,
Thonderbalt Captain Smeth and La Belle Sauvage Pocahonteuse,
Way for Wet Week Welikin's Douchter Marianne,
The Last of the Fingallians,
It Was Me Egged Him On to the Stork Exchange and Lent My Dutiful Face to His Customs,
Chee Chee Cheels on their China Miction,
Pickedmeup Peters,
Lumptytumtumpty had a Big Pall,
Pimpimp Pimpimp,
Measly Ventures of Two Lice and the Fall of Fruit,
The Fokes Family Interior,
If my Spreadeagles Wasn't so Tight I'd Loosen my Cursits on that Bunch of Maggie-straps,
Allolosha Popofetts and Howhe Cotchme Eye,
Seen Aples and Thin Dyed,
i big U to Beleaves from Love and Mother,
Fine's Fault was no Felon,
Exat Delvin Renter Life,
The Flash that Flies from Vuggy's Eyes has Set Me Hair on Fire,
His is the House that Malt Made,
Divine Views from Back to the Front,
Abe to Sare Stood Icyk Neuter till Brahm Taulked Him Common Sex,
A Nibble at Eve Will that Bowal Relieve,
Allfor Guineas,
Sounds and Compilments Libidous,
Seven Wives Awake Aweek,
Airy Ann and Berber Blut,
Amy Licks Porter while Huffy Chops Eads,
Abbrace of Umbellas or a Trippple of Caines,
Buttbutterbust,
From the Manorlord Hoved to the Misses O'Mollies and from the Dames to their Sames,
Manyfestoons for the Colleagues on the Green,
An Outstanding Back and an Excellent Halfcentre if Called On,
As Tree is Quick and Stone is White So is My Washing Done by Night,
First and Last Only True Account all about the Honorary Mirsu Earwicker L.S.D.
and the Snake (Nuggets!) by a Woman of the World who only can Tell Naked Truths about a Dear Man and all his Conspirators how they all Tried to Fall him by Putting it all around Lucalizod about Privates Earwicker and a Pair of Sloppy Sluts plainly Showing all the Unmentionability falsely Accusing about the Raincoats._
_Thom Thom the thonderman,
ReplyDeletePut the wind up the peeler,
Hat in the ring,
Prisson your pritchards and play withers team,
Mikel on the luckypig,
Nickel in the slot,
Sheila Harnett and her cow,
Adam and Ell,
Humble bumble,
Moggies on the wall,
Twos and threes,
American jump,
Fox come out of your den,
Broken bottles,
Writing a letter to Punch,
Tiptop is a sweetstore,
Henressy Crump expolled,
Postman's knock,
Are we fairlys represented?,
Solomon silent reading,
Appletree pearstone,
I know a washerwoman,
Hospitals,
As I was walking,
There is oneyone's house in Dreamcolohour,
Battle of Waterloo,
Colours,
Eggs in the bush,
Habberdasherisher,
Telling your dreams,
What's the time,
Nap,
Ducking mammy,
Last man standing,
Heali Baboon and the forky theagues,
Fickleyes and futilears,
Handmarried but once in my life and I'll never commit such a sin agin,
Zip cooney candy,
Turkey in the straw,
This is the way we sow the seed of a long and lusty morning,
Hops of fun at Miliken's make,
I seen the toothbrush with Pat Farrell,
Here's the fat to graze the priest's boots,
When his steam was like a raimbrandt round MacGarvey._
burst loveletters,
ReplyDeletetelltale stories,
stickyback snaps,
doubtful eggshells,
bouchers,
flints,
borers,
puffers,
amygdaloid almonds,
rindless raisins,
alphybettyformed verbage,
vivlical viasses,
ompiter dictas,
visus umbique,
ahems and ahahs,
ineffible tries at speech unasyllabled,
you owe mes,
eyoldhyms,
fluefoul smut,
fallen lucifers,
vestas which had served,
showered ornaments,
borrowed brogues,
reversible jackets,
blackeye lenses,
family jars,
falsehair shirts,
Godforsaken scapulars,
neverworn breeches,
cutthroat ties,
counterfeit franks,
best intentions,
curried notes,
upset latten tintacks,
unused mill and stumbling stones,
twisted quills,
painful digests,
magnifying wineglasses,
solid objects cast at goblins,
once current puns,
quashed quotatoes,
messes of mottage,
unquestionable issue papers,
seedy ejaculations,
limerick damns,
crocodile tears,
spilt ink,
blasphematory spits,
stale chestnuts,
schoolgirls',
young ladies',
milkmaids',
washerwomen's,
shopkeepers' wives',
merry widows',
ex nuns',
vice abbesses',
pro virgins',
super whores',
silent sisters',
Charleys' aunts',
grandmothers',
mothers-in-laws',
fostermothers',
godmothers' garters,
tress clippings from right,
lift and cintrum,
worms of snot,
toothsome pickings,
cans of Swiss condensed bilk,
highbrow lotions,
kisses from the antipodes,
presents from pickpockets,
borrowed plumes,
relaxable handgrips,
princess promises,
lees of whine,
deoxodised carbons,
broken wafers,
unloosed shoe latchets,
convertible collars,
diviliouker doffers,
crooked strait waistcoats,
fresh horrors from Hades,
globules of mercury,
undeleted glete,
glass eyes for an eye,
gloss teeth for a tooth,
war moans,
special sighs,
longsufferings of longstanding,
ahs ohs ouis sis jas jos gias neys thaws sos,
yeses and yeses and yeses,
A tinker's bann and a barrow to boil his billy for Gipsy Lee:
ReplyDeletea cartridge of cockaleekie soup for Chummy the Guardsman:
for sulky Pender's acid nephew deltoid drops, curiously strong:
a cough and a rattle and wildrose cheeks for poor Piccolina Petite MacFarlane:
a jigsaw puzzle of needles and pins and blankets and shins between them for Isabel, Jezebel and Llewelyn Mmarriage:
a brazen nose and pigiron mittens for Johnny Walker Beg:
a papar flag of the saints and stripes for Kevineen O'Dea:
a puffpuff for Pudge Craig and a nightmarching hare for Techertim Tombigby:
waterleg and gumboots each for Bully Hayes and Hurricane Hartigan:
a prodigal heart and fatted calves for Buck Jones, the pride of Clonliffe:
a loaf of bread and a father's early aim for Val from Skibereen:
a jauntingcar for Larry Doolin, the Ballyclee jackeen:
a seasick trip on a government ship for Teague O'Flanagan:
a louse and trap for Jerry Coyle:
slushmincepies for Andy Mackenzie:
a hairclip and clackdish for Penceless Peter:
that twelve sounds look for G. V. Brooke:
a drowned doll to face downwards for modest Sister Anne Mortimer:
altar falls for Blanchisse's bed:
Wildairs' breechettes for Magpeg Woppington:
for Sue Dot a big eye,
for Sam Dash a false step:
snakes in clover, picked and scotched, and a vaticanned vipercatcher's visa for Patsy Presbys:
a reiz every morning for Standfast Dick
and a drop every minute for Stumblestone Davy:
scruboak beads for beatified Biddy:
two appletweed stools for Eva Mobbely:
for Saara Philpot a jordan vale tearorne:
a pretty box of Pettyfib's Powder for Eileen Aruna to whiten her teeth and outflash Helen Arhone:
a whipping top for Eddy Lawless:
for Kitty Coleraine of Butterman's Lane a penny wise for her foolish pitcher:
a putty shovel for Terry the Puckaun:
a potamus mask for Promoter Dunne:
a niester egg with a twicedated shell and a dynamight right for Pavl the Curate:
a collera morbous for Mann in the Cloack:
a starr and girton for Draper and Deane: ...
...for Will-of-the-Wisp and Barny-the-Bark two mangolds noble to sweeden their bitters:
Deletefor Oliver Bound a way in his frey:
for Seumas, thought little, a crown he feels big:
a tibertine's pile with a Congoswood cross on the back for Sunny Twimjim:
a praises be and spare me days for Brian the Bravo:
penteplenty of pity with lubilashings of lust for Olona Lena Magdalena:
for Camilla, Dromilla, Ludmilla, Mamilla, a bucket, a packet, a book and a pillow:
for Nancy Shannon a Tuami brooch:
for Dora Riparia Hopeandwater a cooling douche and a warmingpan:
a pair of Blarney braggs for Wally Meagher:
a hairpin slatepencil for Elsie Oram to scratch her toby, doing her best with her volgar fractions:
an old age pension for Betty Bellezza:
a bag of the blues for Funny Fitz:
a _Missa pro Messa_ for Taff de Taff:
Jill, the spoon of a girl, for Jack, the broth of a boy:
a Rogerson Crusoe's Friday fast for Caducus Angelus Rubiconstein:
three hundred and sixtysix poplin tyne for revery warp in the weaver's woof for Victor Hugoknot:
a stiff steaded rake and good varians muck for Kate the Cleaner:
a hole in the ballad for Hosty:
two dozen of cradles for J. F. X. P. Coppinger:
tenpounten on the pop for the daulphins born with five spoiled squibs for Infanta:
a letter to last a lifetime for Maggi beyond by the ashpit:
the heftiest frozenmeat woman from Lusk to Livienbad for Felim the Ferry:
spas and speranza and symposum's syrup for decayed and blind and gouty Gough:
a change of naves and joys of ills for Armoricus Tristram Amoor Saint Lawrence:
a guillotine shirt for Reuben Redbreast and hempen suspendeats for Brennan on the Moor:
an oakanknee for Conditor Sawyer and musquodoboits for Great Tropical Scott:
a C₃ peduncle for Karmalite Kane:
a sunless map of the month, including the sword and stamps, for Shemus O'Shaun the Post:
a jackal with hide for Browne but Nolan:
a stonecold shoulder for Donn Joe Vance:
all lock and no stable for Honorbright Merreytrickx:
a big drum for Billy Dunboyne:
a guiltygoldeny bellows, below me blow me, for Ida Ida
and a Hushaby rocker, Elletrouvetout, for Who-is-silvier — Where-is-he?:
whatever you like to swilly to swash, Yuinness or Yennessy, Laagen or Niger, for Festus King and Roaring Peter and Frisky Shorty and Treacle Tom and O. B. Behan and Sully the Thug and Master Magrath and Peter Cloran and O'Delawarr Rossa and Nerone MacPacem and whoever you chance to meet knocking around:
and a pig's bladder balloon for Selina Susquehanna Stakelum.
_Cato.
ReplyDeleteNero.
Saul.
Aristotle.
Julius Caesar.
Pericles.
Ovid.
Adam, Eve.
Domitian.
Edipus.
Socrates.
Ajax.
Homer.
Marcus Aurelius.
Alcibiades.
Lucretius.
Noah.
Plato.
Horace.
Isaac.
Tiresias.
Marius.
Diogenes.
Procne, Philomela.
Abraham.
Nestor.
Cincinnatus.
Leonidas.
Jacob.
Theocritus.
Joseph.
Fabius.
Samson.
Cain.
Esop.
Prometheus.
Lot.
Pompeius Magnus, Miltiades Strategos.
Solon.
Castor, Pollux.
Dionysius.
Sappho.
Moses.
Job.
Catilina.
Cadmus.
Ezekiel.
Solomon.
Themistocles.
Vitellius.
Darius.
Xenophon._
This mayds my taughters and these man my son,
ReplyDeletefrom my fief of the Villa of the Ostmannorum to Thorstan's,
_recte_ Thomars Sraid,
and from Huggin Pleaze to William Inglis his house,
that man de Loundres,
in all their barony of Saltus,
bonders and foeburghers,
helots and zelots,
strutting oges and swaggering macks,
the darsy jeamses,
the drury joneses,
redmaids and bleucotts,
in hommage and felony,
all who have received tickets,
fair home overcrowded,
tidy but very little furniture,
respectable,
whole family attends daily mass and is dead sick of bread and butter,
sometime in the militia,
mentally strained from reading work on German physics,
shares closet with eight other dwellings,
more than respectable,
getting comfortable parish relief,
wage-earner freshly shaven from prison,
highly respectable,
planning new departure in Mountgomery cyclefinishing,
eldest son will not serve but peruses Big-Man-up-in-the-Sky scraps,
anoopanadoon lacking backway,
quasi respectable,
pays ragman in bones for faded windowcurtains,
staircase continually lit up with guests,
particularly respectable,
house lost in dirt and blocked with refuse,
getting on like Roe's distillery on fire,
slovenly wife active with the jug,
in business for himself,
has a tenth illegitimate coming,
partly respectable,
following correspondence courses,
chucked work over row,
both cheeks kissed at levee by late marquess of Zetland,
sharing closet which is profusely written over with eleven other subscribers,
once respectable,
open hallway pungent of Baltic dishes,
bangs kept woman's head against wall thereby disturbing neighbours,
private chapel occupies return landing,
removal every other quarter day,
case one of peculiar hopelessness,
most respectable,
nightsoil has to be removed through snoring household,
eccentric naval officer not quite steady enjoys weekly churchwarden and laugh while reading foreign pictorials on clumpstump before door,
known as the trap,
widow rheumatic and chars,
haunted,
condemned and execrated,
of dubious respectability,
tools too costly pledged or uninsured,
reformed philanthropist whenever feasible takes advantage of unfortunates against dilapidating ashpits, ...
...serious student is eating his last dinners,
Deletefloor dangerous for unaccompanied old clergymen,
thoroughly respectable,
many uncut pious books in evidence,
nearest watertap two hundred yards' run away,
fowl and bottled gooseberry frequently on table,
man has not had boots off for twelve months,
infant being taught to hammer flat piano,
outwardly respectable,
sometimes hears from titled connection,
one foot of dust between banister and cracked wall,
wife cleans stools,
eminently respectable,
ottawark and regular loafer,
should be operated on would she consent,
deplorable rent in roof,
claret cellar cobwebbed since the pontificate of Leo,
wears drill trousers and collects rare buddhas,
underages very treacly and verminous have to be separated,
sits up with fever cases for one and threepence,
owns two terraces (back to back breeze),
respectable in every way,
harmless imbecile supposingly weakminded,
a sausage every Sunday,
has a staff of eight servants,
outlook marred by ne'er-do-wells using the laneway,
lieabed sons go out with sisters immediately after dark,
has never seen the sea,
travels always with her eleven trunks of clothing,
starving cat left in disgust,
the pink of respectability,
resting after colonial service,
labours at plant,
the despair of his many benefactresses,
calories exclusively from Rowntrees and dumplings,
one bar of sunlight does them all January and half February,
the V. de V's (animal diet) live in fivestoried semidetached but rarely pay tradesmen,
went security for friend who absconded,
shares same closet with fourteen similar cottages and an illfamed lodginghouse,
more respectable than some,
teawidow pension but held to purchase,
inherited silk hat from father-in-law,
head of domestic economy never mentioned,
query how they live,
reputed to procure,
last four occupants carried out,
mental companionship with mates only,
respectability unsuccessfully aimed at,
copious holes emitting mice,
decoration from Uganda chief in locked ivory casket,
grandmother has advanced alcoholic amblyopia,
the terror of Goodmen's Field,
and respected and respectable,
as respectable as respectable can respectably be,
though their orable amission were the herrors I could have expected,
all,
let them all come,
they are my vill villeins,
with chartularies I have talledged them.
S. Wilhelmina's,
ReplyDeleteS. Gardenia's,
S. Phibia's,
S. Veslandrua's,
S. Clarinda's,
S. Immecula's,
S. Dolores Delphin's,
S. Perlanthroa's,
S. Errands Gay's,
S. Eddaminiva's,
S. Rhodamena's,
S. Ruadagara's,
S. Drimicumtra's,
S. Una Vestity's,
S. Mintargosia's,
S. Mischa-La-Valse's,
S. Churstry's,
S. Innocycora's,
S. Aungiel Calzata's,
S. Clovinturta's,
S. Clouonaskiey's,
S. Bellavistura's,
S. Santamonta's,
S. Ringsingsund's,
S. Heddadin Drade's,
S. Glacianivia's,
S. Waidafrira's,
S. Thomassabbess's and
(trema! unloud!! pepet!!!) S. Loellisotoelle's.
Frida!
ReplyDeleteFreda!
Paza!
Paisy!
Irene!
Areinette!
Birdomay!
Bentamai!
Sososokky!
Bebebekka!
Bababadkessy!
Ghugugoothoyou!
Dama!
Damadomina!
Takiya!
Tokaya!
Scioccara!
Sciuccherellina!
Peocchia!
Peucchia!
Ho Mi Hoping!
Ha Me Happinice!
Mirra!
Myrha!
Solyma!
Salemita!
Sainta!
Sianta!
O Peace!
Cuchulin,
ReplyDeleteConn of hundred battles,
Niall of nine hostages,
Brian of Kincora,
the ardri Malachi,
Art MacMurragh,
Shane O'Neill,
Father John Murphy,
Owen Roe,
Patrick Sarsfield,
Red Hugh O'Donnell,
Red Jim MacDermott,
Soggarth Eoghan O'Growney,
Michael Dwyer,
Francy Higgins,
Henry Joy M'Cracken,
Goliath,
Horace Wheatley,
Thomas Conneff,
Peg Woffington,
the Village Blacksmith,
Captain Moonlight,
Captain Boycott,
Dante Alighieri,
Christopher Columbus,
S. Fursa,
S. Brendan,
Marshal MacMahon,
Charlemagne,
Theobald Wolfe Tone,
the Mother of the Maccabees,
the Last of the Mohicans,
the Rose of Castile,
the Man for Galway,
The Man that Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo,
The Man in the Gap,
The Woman Who Didn't,
Benjamin Franklin,
Napoleon Bonaparte,
John L. Sullivan,
Cleopatra,
Savourneen Deelish,
Julius Caesar,
Paracelsus,
sir Thomas Lipton,
William Tell,
Michelangelo Hayes,
Muhammad,
the Bride of Lammermoor,
Peter the Hermit,
Peter the Packer,
Dark Rosaleen,
Patrick W. Shakespeare,
Brian Confucius,
Murtagh Gutenberg,
Patricio Velasquez,
Captain Nemo,
Tristan and Isolde,
the first Prince of Wales,
Thomas Cook and Son,
the Bold Soldier Boy,
Arrah na Pogue,
Dick Turpin,
Ludwig Beethoven,
the Colleen Bawn,
Waddler Healy,
Angus the Culdee,
Dolly Mount,
Sidney Parade,
Ben Howth,
Valentine Greatrakes,
Adam and Eve,
Arthur Wellesley,
Boss Croker,
Herodotus,
Jack the Giantkiller,
Gautama Buddha,
Lady Godiva,
The Lily of Killarney,
Balor of the Evil Eye,
the Queen of Sheba,
Acky Nagle,
Joe Nagle,
Alessandro Volta,
Jeremiah O'Donovan Rossa,
Don Philip O'Sullivan Beare.
Commendatore Bacibaci Beninobenone (the semiparalysed _doyen_ of the party who had to be assisted to his seat by the aid of a powerful steam crane),
ReplyDeleteMonsieur Pierrepaul Petitepatant,
the Grandjoker Vladinmire Pokethankertscheff,
the Archjoker Leopold Rudolph von Schwanzenbad-Hodenthaler,
Countess Marha Viraga Kisaszony Putrapesthi,
Hiram Y. Bomboost,
Count Athanatos Karamelopulos,
Ali Baba Backsheesh Rahat Lokum Effendi,
Senor Hidalgo Caballero Don Pecadillo y Palabras y Paternoster de la Malora de la Malaria,
Hokopoko Harakiri,
Hi Hung Chang,
Olaf Kobberkeddelsen,
Mynheer Trik van Trumps,
Pan Poleaxe Paddyrisky,
Goosepond Prhklstr Kratchinabritchisitch,
Borus Hupinkoff,
Herr Hurhausdirektorpresident Hans Chuechli-Steuerli,
Nationalgymnasiummuseumsanatoriumandsuspensoriumsordinaryprivatdocentgeneralhistoryspecialprofessordoctor Kriegfried Ueberallgemein.
Lady Sylvester Elmshade,
ReplyDeleteMrs Barbara Lovebirch,
Mrs Poll Ash,
Mrs Holly Hazeleyes,
Miss Daphne Bays,
Miss Dorothy Canebrake,
Mrs Clyde Twelvetrees,
Mrs Rowan Greene,
Mrs Helen Vinegadding,
Miss Virginia Creeper,
Miss Gladys Beech,
Miss Olive Garth,
Miss Blanche Maple,
Mrs Maud Mahogany,
Miss Myra Myrtle,
Miss Priscilla Elderflower,
Miss Bee Honeysuckle,
Miss Grace Poplar,
Miss O Mimosa San,
Miss Rachel Cedarfrond,
the Misses Lilian and Viola Lilac,
Miss Timidity Aspenall,
Mrs Kitty Dewey-Mosse,
Miss May Hawthorne,
Mrs Gloriana Palme,
Mrs Liana Forrest,
Mrs Arabella Blackwood and
Mrs Norma Holyoake of Oakholme Regis
Glendalough,
ReplyDeletethe lovely lakes of Killarney,
the ruins of Clonmacnois,
Cong Abbey,
Glen Inagh and the Twelve Pins,
Ireland's Eye,
the Green Hills of Tallaght,
Croagh Patrick,
the brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company (Limited),
Lough Neagh's banks,
the vale of Ovoca,
Isolde's tower,
the Mapas obelisk,
Sir Patrick Dun's hospital,
Cape Clear,
the glen of Aherlow,
Lynch's castle,
the Scotch house,
Rathdown Union Workhouse at Loughlinstown,
Tullamore jail,
Castleconnel rapids,
Kilballymacshonakill,
the cross at Monasterboice,
Jury's Hotel,
S. Patrick's Purgatory,
the Salmon Leap,
Maynooth college refectory,
Curley's hole,
the three birthplaces of the first duke of Wellington,
the rock of Cashel,
the bog of Allen,
the Henry Street Warehouse,
Fingal's Cave
S. Cyr and
ReplyDeleteS. Isidore Arator and
S. James the Less and
S. Phocas of Sinope and
S. Julian Hospitator and
S. Felix de Cantalice and
S. Simon Stylites and
S. Stephen Protomartyr and
S. John of God and
S. Ferreol and
S. Leugarde and
S. Theodotus and
S. Vulmar and
S. Richard and
S. Vincent de Paul and
S. Martin of Todi and
S. Martin of Tours and
S. Alfred and
S. Joseph and
S. Denis and
S. Cornelius and
S. Leopold and
S. Bernard and
S. Terence and
S. Edward and
S. Owen Caniculus and
S. Anonymous and
S. Eponymous and
S. Pseudonymous and
S. Homonymous and
S. Paronymous and
S. Synonymous and
S. Laurence O'Toole and
S. James of Dingle and Compostella and
S. Columcille and
S. Columba and
S. Celestine and
S. Colman and
S. Kevin and
S. Brendan and
S. Frigidian and
S. Senan and
S. Fachtna and
S. Columbanus and
S. Gall and
S. Fursey and
S. Fintan and
S. Fiacre and
S. John Nepomuc and
S. Thomas Aquinas and
S. Ives of Brittany and
S. Michan and
S. Herman-Joseph and
the three patrons of holy youth S. Aloysius Gonzaga and
S. Stanislaus Kostka and
S. John Berchmans and
the saints Gervasius, Servasius and Bonifacius and
S. Bride and
S. Kieran and
S. Canice of Kilkenny and
S. Jarlath of Tuam and
S. Finbarr and
S. Pappin of Ballymun and
Brother Aloysius Pacificus and
Brother Louis Bellicosus and
the saints Rose of Lima and of Viterbo and
S. Martha of Bethany and
S. Mary of Egypt and
S. Lucy and
S. Brigid and
S. Attracta and
S. Dympna and
S. Ita and
S. Marion Calpensis and
the Blessed Sister Teresa of the Child Jesus and
S. Barbara and
S. Scholastica and
S. Ursula with eleven thousand virgins.