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0DV: "that he had been put out of all the best families who had settled in the capital city generally on account of his smell which all cookmaids objected to. In place of tutoring the outlander families plain wholesome handwriting (a thing he never possessed of his own) what do you think he did but copy all their various styles of signature they had so as to utter forged cheques in public for his own profit until, as just related, the Dublin United Scullerymaids kicked him out of the place altogether on account of his stink?"

1DV: "that he had been put out of all the best Klondyker families who had settled in the capital city after its metropoliarchialisation in most cases on account of his smell which all cookmaids objected to. In place of tutoring these best outlander families plain wholesome handwriting (a thing he never possessed of his own) what do you think he did but studied with stolen fruit how to copy all their various styles of signature they had so as to utter large forged cheques in public for his own profit until, as just related, the Dublin United Scullerymaids & house helps kicked the source of annoyance out of the place altogether in the heat of the moment making some remark as they did so about the way he stunk."

FDV2: "how he had been put out of all the best families of the Klondykers who had settled in the capital city after its metropoliarchialisation in nine cases out of ten on account of his smell which all the cookmaids objected to as resembling sinkwater. Instead of tutoring those best families plain wholesome handwriting (a thing he never possessed of his own) what do you think he did but study with stolen fruit how best to copy all their various styles of signature so as one day to utter a colossal forged cheque in public for his own private profit until, as just related, the Dublin United Scullery maids' & Housekeeps' Sorority, kicked the source of annoyance out of the place altogether in the heat of the moment, making some pointed remarks as they did so about the way he stunk. Who knows how many"

FDV3: "how he had been put out of all the best families of the Klondykers who had settled in the capital city after its metropoliarchialisation ordered of the premises in nine cases out of ten on account of his smell which all the cookmaids objected to as resembling the smell that came out of the sink. Instead of tutoring those best families plain wholesome handwriting (a thing he never possessed of his own) what do you think he did but study with stolen fruit how best to copy all their various styles of signature so as one day to utter a colossal forged cheque in public for his own private profit until, as just related, the Dublin United Scullery maids' & Housekeeps' Sorority, treating him kicked the source of annoyance out of the place altogether in the heat of the moment, making some pointed remarks as they did so about the low way he stunk. One cannot even begin to imagine how really low such a creature really was. Who knows how many"

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